1 00:00:10,055 --> 00:00:12,213 Approaching Sigma lotia II, captain. 2 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:14,846 - Standard orbit, Mr. Chekov. - Captain. 3 00:00:15,018 --> 00:00:18,850 I have received vocal contact from an official station. 4 00:00:19,023 --> 00:00:21,596 They relayed us to a man named Oxmyx. 5 00:00:21,776 --> 00:00:24,812 His title is boss. 6 00:00:25,905 --> 00:00:29,108 Boss? All right, lieutenant, put him on. 7 00:00:29,868 --> 00:00:31,576 Oxmyx. 8 00:00:31,745 --> 00:00:34,699 This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise, 9 00:00:34,873 --> 00:00:36,665 representing the Federation of Planets. 10 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:40,084 Hello, captain. You're from the same outfit as the Horizon? 11 00:00:40,254 --> 00:00:42,875 Yes. Unfortunately, the Horizon was lost 12 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:44,922 with all hands shortly after leaving your planet. 13 00:00:45,092 --> 00:00:47,963 We only received her radio report last month. 14 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:50,973 Last month? What are you talking about? 15 00:00:51,141 --> 00:00:52,932 The Horizon left here a hundred years ago. 16 00:00:53,101 --> 00:00:56,186 Well, it's a little difficult to explain. 17 00:00:56,355 --> 00:00:59,391 We received a report a hundred years late 18 00:00:59,566 --> 00:01:01,440 because it was sent by conventional radio. 19 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:04,611 Your system is on the outer reaches of the galaxy. 20 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,984 They didn't have subspace communication in those days. 21 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:09,950 Toward the edge of what? 22 00:01:10,453 --> 00:01:12,909 I'll explain it in more detail when I see him. 23 00:01:13,081 --> 00:01:14,659 The ship won't land, 24 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:17,704 but we'll transport several people down. 25 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:21,413 Well, that's a little difficult for you to understand too. 26 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:25,635 I'll explain it in more detail when I see you. Where will be convenient? 27 00:01:25,803 --> 00:01:28,175 Well, there's an intersection just at the end of the block. 28 00:01:28,347 --> 00:01:30,055 Near a yellow fireplug. 29 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,894 - Yellow fireplug. - Think you can find it? 30 00:01:33,478 --> 00:01:35,471 Scotty, do you have the coordinates? 31 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:38,316 - Located, sir. - Good. 32 00:01:38,483 --> 00:01:42,102 Mr. Oxmyx, we have your intersection located. 33 00:01:42,279 --> 00:01:44,817 - Will five minutes be all right? - Fine, fine. 34 00:01:44,990 --> 00:01:47,030 I'll have a reception committee there to meet you. 35 00:01:47,201 --> 00:01:49,490 Good, I'll be looking forward to it. Kirk out. 36 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:51,904 - Scotty, you have the com. - Aye, sir. 37 00:01:52,081 --> 00:01:55,332 Spock, McCoy, we're beaming down. Standard equipment. 38 00:01:57,671 --> 00:01:58,916 The Horizon's contact came 39 00:01:59,089 --> 00:02:01,331 before the non-interference directive went into effect. 40 00:02:01,508 --> 00:02:04,082 They must have interfered with the normal evolution of the planet. 41 00:02:04,261 --> 00:02:06,717 It will be interesting to see the results of the contamination. 42 00:02:06,889 --> 00:02:10,472 We don't know there is contamination. The evidence is only circumstantial. 43 00:02:10,643 --> 00:02:13,977 Well, what was the state of the lotian culture before the Horizon came? 44 00:02:14,147 --> 00:02:16,852 The beginnings of industrialisation. 45 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:25,313 Horizon reports indicate 46 00:02:25,492 --> 00:02:28,909 the lotians are extremely intelligent and somewhat imitative. 47 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,037 So we're going down to recontaminate them. 48 00:02:31,207 --> 00:02:33,745 If the damage has been done, doctor, we are here to repair it. 49 00:02:33,918 --> 00:02:37,334 Let's not argue about it, let's go study it. 50 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:45,717 Energize. 51 00:03:07,663 --> 00:03:10,285 - Fascinating. - This is like coming home. 52 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,830 Home was never like this. 53 00:03:19,718 --> 00:03:22,291 I've seen pictures of the old days that looked like this. 54 00:03:22,471 --> 00:03:23,751 Interesting, captain. 55 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:28,557 Passers-by are carrying, I believe, firearms. 56 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,224 Okay, you three, let's see you petrify. 57 00:03:36,402 --> 00:03:39,403 Sir, would you mind explaining that statement, please? 58 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:42,242 I wanna see you turn to stone. 59 00:03:42,409 --> 00:03:44,532 Put your hands over your head, 60 00:03:44,703 --> 00:03:47,621 or you ain't gonna have no head to put your hands over. 61 00:03:57,008 --> 00:04:00,508 Space, the final frontier. 62 00:04:05,892 --> 00:04:10,021 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 63 00:04:10,189 --> 00:04:14,234 Its five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds, 64 00:04:14,402 --> 00:04:18,151 to seek out new life and new civilisations, 65 00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:21,324 to boldly go where no man has gone before. 66 00:05:03,997 --> 00:05:05,028 What's this? 67 00:05:05,207 --> 00:05:07,330 That's a weapon. Be careful with that. 68 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:11,499 A heater, huh? Hey, the boss will love that. 69 00:05:12,047 --> 00:05:15,962 Now, look, we were asked to come down here by a Mr. Oxmyx. 70 00:05:16,135 --> 00:05:17,795 - He said... - I know what he said, bud. 71 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,928 He said some of the boys would meet you. 72 00:05:20,098 --> 00:05:23,467 - Okay, we're meeting you. - Those firearms are not necessary. 73 00:05:24,978 --> 00:05:27,136 - You trying to make trouble? - Who, me? 74 00:05:27,314 --> 00:05:29,390 Don't give me those baby blue eyes. 75 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:32,147 - What? - I don't go for that innocent routine. 76 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:36,234 Sir, does everyone here carry firearms? 77 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:38,530 I never heard such stupid questions in my life. 78 00:05:38,701 --> 00:05:40,658 Well, since this Oxmyx asked us down here, 79 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:45,574 - don't you think we should see him? - All right, get moving. Down the street. 80 00:06:00,892 --> 00:06:02,434 Krako's getting more gall all the time. 81 00:06:02,602 --> 00:06:04,927 - Is this how you greet all your guests? - It happens, pal. 82 00:06:05,105 --> 00:06:08,271 - That man's dead back there. - Well, we ain't playing for peanuts. 83 00:06:08,441 --> 00:06:10,600 What's the matter, you guys never saw a hit before? 84 00:06:10,777 --> 00:06:13,447 Sir, there are several questions I would like to ask. 85 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:15,523 Ask the boss. I don't know nothing. 86 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:17,657 Get moving. 87 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:24,415 That's the contamination you're looking for. 88 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,502 Yes, but the Horizon crew wasn't composed of cold-blooded killers, 89 00:06:27,671 --> 00:06:30,755 and they didn't report this culture in this state either. What happened? 90 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,964 Hey, Kalo. 91 00:06:33,135 --> 00:06:34,713 Hey, when's the boss gonna do something 92 00:06:34,887 --> 00:06:37,129 about the crummy streetlights around here, huh? 93 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:38,421 A girl ain't safe. 94 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:40,967 Yeah, and how about the laundry pickup? 95 00:06:41,143 --> 00:06:42,804 We ain't had a truck by in three weeks. 96 00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:44,936 - Write him a letter. - I did. 97 00:06:45,106 --> 00:06:46,814 He sent it back with postage due. 98 00:06:46,983 --> 00:06:48,643 Listen, we pay our percentages. 99 00:06:48,818 --> 00:06:50,977 We're entitled to a little service for our money, huh? 100 00:06:51,154 --> 00:06:53,527 Get lost, will you? 101 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:00,495 Some people got nothing to do but complain. 102 00:07:00,665 --> 00:07:02,704 Is this the way your citizens do business? 103 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:04,334 Their right of petition? 104 00:07:04,502 --> 00:07:07,503 They pay their percentages, and the boss takes care of them. 105 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:09,999 Hit that button. 106 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:12,506 - Yeah? - Got them, boss. No sweat. 107 00:07:12,677 --> 00:07:14,469 All right, bring them in. 108 00:07:29,696 --> 00:07:31,274 Which one of you guys is the captain? 109 00:07:31,448 --> 00:07:33,239 It depends. 110 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:37,035 Make yourself a drink, captain. 111 00:07:37,204 --> 00:07:39,909 It's good stuff. I distill it myself. 112 00:07:40,207 --> 00:07:43,458 - No, thank you. You're Mr. Oxmyx? - That's me, pal. 113 00:07:43,628 --> 00:07:46,748 This is my first officer, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy. 114 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:48,714 Doctor, huh? 115 00:07:48,883 --> 00:07:52,466 Put the chopper down, Kalo. These guys are our guests. 116 00:07:52,637 --> 00:07:56,386 Pick up a cue, captain. Go ahead. 117 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:58,849 You gotta excuse my boys. 118 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:00,811 Can't be too careful around here these days. 119 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:05,060 Yes. Judging from what we've seen so far, I agree. 120 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:09,528 They call you the boss, Mr. Oxmyx. The boss of what? 121 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,275 The boss of my territory. 122 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,527 I got the biggest in the world. 123 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,276 You know, there's one thing wrong with having the biggest. 124 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:20,706 There's always some punk trying to cut you out. 125 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:23,667 That's why you can't be too careful. 126 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:26,792 - You're the government here? - What government? 127 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:30,252 Like I told you, I got the territory and I run it, that's all. 128 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,093 But there are other bosses, other territories? 129 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:37,097 Yeah, sure. Maybe a dozen or so. 130 00:08:37,686 --> 00:08:39,394 Not counting the small fry. 131 00:08:40,856 --> 00:08:43,561 But then they get burned anyway, as soon as I get around to it. 132 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:47,353 Does that include, if I may ask, a gentleman called Krako? 133 00:08:49,657 --> 00:08:52,231 - How do you know about Krako? - He hit us, boss. 134 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:58,622 Okay. You hit him back, you hear? Hard. 135 00:08:58,792 --> 00:08:59,955 I'll take care of it. 136 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:16,972 Captain? Doctor? 137 00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:23,150 - Gangsters. - Chicago Mobs. 138 00:09:23,986 --> 00:09:27,735 Published in 1992. 139 00:09:27,907 --> 00:09:31,442 - Where'd you get this? - Hey, hey, wait a minute. 140 00:09:31,619 --> 00:09:33,529 - That's the Book. - I know it's a book. 141 00:09:33,705 --> 00:09:36,706 The Book. They left it. The other ship, the Horizon. 142 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:39,448 This is the contamination, captain. 143 00:09:39,628 --> 00:09:43,329 Astonishing. An entire culture based on this. 144 00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:45,215 You said they were imitative and the book... 145 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:49,678 - No more cracks about the Book. - Did they leave any other books? 146 00:09:50,181 --> 00:09:51,296 Yeah, sure. 147 00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:55,852 Some textbooks on how to make radio sets and stuff like that but... 148 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:59,474 Look, I brought you down here so you could help me, 149 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:01,891 not for you to ask me questions. 150 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,311 After that, I'll answer anything you wanna know. 151 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:05,519 What is it you want? 152 00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:09,859 Well, I was thinking. 153 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,373 You Feds must have made a lot of improvements 154 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:17,119 since that other ship came here. 155 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:20,912 You probably got all kinds of fancy heaters up there. 156 00:10:22,174 --> 00:10:24,926 So here's the deal. You give me all the heaters I need, 157 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:28,545 enough tools so I can knock off all those punks all at once. 158 00:10:28,722 --> 00:10:31,214 Then I'll take over, and all you have to do 159 00:10:31,392 --> 00:10:33,184 - is deal with me. - Let me get this straight. 160 00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:35,808 You want us to supply you with arms and assistance 161 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,472 so you can carry out an aggression against your neighbours? 162 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:39,729 What aggression? 163 00:10:39,901 --> 00:10:43,152 I gotta make some hits. I want you to help me hit them, that's all. 164 00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:46,857 Fascinating, but quite impossible. 165 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:50,783 Mr. Oxmyx, my orders are quite explicit. Under no... 166 00:10:50,955 --> 00:10:52,912 I ain't interested in your orders. 167 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,206 From now on, you're gonna take orders from me. 168 00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:59,877 I'm gonna give you just eight hours to give me the things I want. 169 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,459 If I don't have those tools by then, 170 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:04,385 I'm gonna call up your ship and have them pick you up... 171 00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:08,004 ...in a box. Is that understood, pal? 172 00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:25,943 Hey, boss. 173 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,027 This here's a heater, 174 00:11:28,912 --> 00:11:31,368 and I don't know what this is. 175 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,783 - Well, let's see how this thing works. - Don't do that. 176 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:37,951 You could knock out the side of the building. 177 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,874 That good, huh? 178 00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:41,212 All you have to do is give me 179 00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:44,220 about 100 of these fancy heaters, and we'll have no more trouble. 180 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,345 Out of the question. 181 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:50,636 Captain Kirk, I usually get what I want. 182 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,603 What's this thing? 183 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:57,480 - All right, burn them! - Now, hold it. 184 00:12:00,572 --> 00:12:02,695 It's a communication device. 185 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:04,905 How does it work? 186 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:07,861 It's locked onto my ship's system... 187 00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:11,288 Kalo, take them to the warehouse and put them in the bag. 188 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:15,243 - Keep a sharp eye on them, you hear? - In the bag, boss. Come on. 189 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:32,478 Hey, you. 190 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:34,932 In the ship up there. 191 00:12:37,028 --> 00:12:41,192 - Hey, you in the ship. - Scott here. Who's this? 192 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:44,941 This is Bela Oxmyx. 193 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,693 I got your captain and his friends down here. 194 00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:48,987 You wanna see them alive, 195 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,657 you'll send me down a hundred of these fancy heaters you got, 196 00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:54,161 and some troops to show me how to use them. 197 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:58,039 Am I to understand that you're holding the captain and his party? 198 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,385 You heard right, pal. 199 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:03,922 I'm gonna give you just eight hours to get me the goods I want, 200 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,723 or I put the hit on your friends. 201 00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:08,886 You understand? 202 00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:11,392 I don't know. 203 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:18,779 Lieutenant Hadley, check the language banks 204 00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:22,483 and find out what a... heater is. 205 00:13:31,253 --> 00:13:34,456 One book on the gangs of Chicago did all this. 206 00:13:34,632 --> 00:13:36,589 - It's amazing. - They evidently seized upon 207 00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:39,511 that one book as the blueprint for an entire society. 208 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,718 - As the Bible. - In old Chicago, 209 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,757 conventional government almost broke down. The gangs nearly took over. 210 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:49,020 Yeah, well, this Oxmyx is the worst gangster of all. 211 00:13:49,189 --> 00:13:52,190 We may quarrel with Mr. Oxmyx's methods, 212 00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,518 but his goal is essentially the correct one. 213 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:59,772 This society must become united or it will degenerate into total anarchy. 214 00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:03,320 If this society broke down as a result of the Horizon's influence, 215 00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:04,955 then the Federation is responsible, 216 00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:07,661 and we've got to do something to straighten this mess out. 217 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:11,037 Spock, if you could get to the sociological computers, 218 00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:12,790 do you think you could find a solution? 219 00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:15,752 Unfortunately, I do not have access to my computers, 220 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:18,133 nor are these gentlemen likely to permit it. 221 00:14:18,304 --> 00:14:22,302 Yeah. Well, I've got an idea about that. 222 00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,355 Gentlemen, gentlemen... 223 00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:32,774 This... This card game is a kid's game. 224 00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:35,270 - You think so, huh? - Oh, yes, yes. 225 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:37,736 - I wouldn't waste my time. - Who's asking you? 226 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:41,160 On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game. 227 00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,950 It's a man's game, but of course, probably a little beyond you. 228 00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:45,321 It requires intelligence. 229 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,664 Listen, Kirk, I can play anything you can figure out. 230 00:14:50,213 --> 00:14:51,957 Take the cards, big man. 231 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,255 - Show us how it's played. - Captain, I am familiar 232 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,885 with the culture on Beta Antares IV. 233 00:14:56,053 --> 00:14:58,259 - Spock. Spock. - I don't know of any game... 234 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:07,308 Of course, the cards on Beta Antares IV are different, 235 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,941 but not too different. 236 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:13,023 - Name of the game is called fizzbin. - Fizzbin? 237 00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:16,032 Fizzbin. It's not too difficult. 238 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,821 Each player gets six cards, except for the dealer, 239 00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:21,616 the player on the dealer's right who gets seven. 240 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:22,820 - On the right? - Yes. 241 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,953 The second card is turned up, except on Tuesday. 242 00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:27,835 On Tuesday. 243 00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:33,002 Oh, look what you got, two jacks. 244 00:15:33,176 --> 00:15:35,003 You got a half-fizzbin already. 245 00:15:36,471 --> 00:15:39,223 - I need another jack. - No, no, if you got another jack, 246 00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:42,677 - why, you'd have a shralk. - A shralk? 247 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:44,396 Yes, you'd be disqualified. 248 00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,889 No, what you need now is either a king and a deuce, 249 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,181 except at night, of course, 250 00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:50,067 when you'd need a queen and a four. 251 00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:52,941 - Except at night. - Right. 252 00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:58,573 Oh, look at that. You got another jack! 253 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,865 How lucky you are! How wonderful for you! 254 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,208 Now, if you didn't get another jack, if you had gotten a king, 255 00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:09,164 why, then you'd get another card, except when it's dark, 256 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:12,045 - when you'd have to give it back. - If it were dark on Tuesday? 257 00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:14,925 Yes, but what you're after is a royal fizzbin, 258 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:18,263 but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron... 259 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,138 Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin? 260 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,221 I've never computed them, captain. 261 00:16:23,397 --> 00:16:24,772 Well, they're astronomical, believe me. 262 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,103 Astronomical. 263 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,066 Now, for the last card, we'll call it a kronk. 264 00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,231 - You got that? - What? 265 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,821 I'll get it. 266 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:52,297 Spock, find the radio station. Uhura is monitoring the broadcasts. 267 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,427 Cut in and have yourselves beamed up to the ship. 268 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,842 - Surely you're coming? - I will, 269 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,139 - but I'm bringing Bela Oxmyx. - Jim, you can't... 270 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:02,094 Bones, this mess is our responsibility. You have your orders. Let's go. 271 00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,440 Hold it! 272 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,403 - Okay, pally, we're going for a ride. - If you don't mind, I'd rather walk. 273 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:19,826 Listen, pally, this could either be a taxi or a hearse. 274 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,542 You know what I mean? 275 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:24,913 I'm beginning to get the idea. 276 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,406 You do that very well. 277 00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:02,161 Now, how are you with primitive radio equipment? 278 00:18:02,337 --> 00:18:06,964 Very simple. Amplitude modulation transmission. 279 00:18:07,134 --> 00:18:10,717 I simply adjust the frequency, throw this switch, 280 00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:12,264 and the Enterprise should answer. 281 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:16,726 That was the Jailbreakers with their latest recording on Request Time, 282 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,270 brought to you by Bang-Bang, 283 00:18:18,438 --> 00:18:21,807 the makers of the sweetest little automatic in the worl... 284 00:18:21,983 --> 00:18:25,566 - Fascinating. - And very simple. 285 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,063 Well, let me see. 286 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,200 Enterprise, this is Mr. Spock. 287 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,327 Lieutenant Uhura here, Mr. Spock. 288 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,073 Mr. Spock, what are you doing on this frequency? 289 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,415 A very long and complicated story, lieutenant. 290 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,501 Notify the Transporter Room. Two to beam up, these coordinates. 291 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,452 So you're the Fed, huh? 292 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:21,546 - Well, well, well. - And you? 293 00:19:21,715 --> 00:19:23,624 Krako. Jojo Krako. 294 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,042 I'm the head of the whole southside territory. 295 00:19:26,219 --> 00:19:27,630 Hey, I'm glad to see you. 296 00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:30,971 Would you mind telling me how you even know who I am? 297 00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:32,766 Sit down, Kirk. 298 00:19:33,561 --> 00:19:36,645 I've got all of Bela's communications bugged. 299 00:19:36,814 --> 00:19:40,895 He can't make a date with a broad unless I know about it. 300 00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:45,979 Well, I guess you wanna know why I brought you here. 301 00:19:46,158 --> 00:19:48,032 You wanna make a deal. 302 00:19:48,201 --> 00:19:52,152 Hey, I like that. That is sharp. 303 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:55,451 - That's sharp, eh, Zabo? - Sharp, boss. 304 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:57,418 That's right, a deal. 305 00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,256 I want you to help me. 306 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,595 Let me guess. You want... 307 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,304 You want heaters, 308 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,802 and then you'll want troops 309 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,268 to teach them how to use them. 310 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,857 And then you'll attack the other bosses and take over the whole planet. 311 00:20:20,028 --> 00:20:23,313 - Then we'll sit down and talk, right? - Wrong! 312 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,693 I know Bela. He didn't offer you beans. 313 00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:30,035 Now, me, I'm a reasonable man. 314 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:34,618 You give me what I want, and I'll cut you in for, say, 315 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:38,838 a third. Skimmed right off the top. 316 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:40,205 Well, what do you think? 317 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:43,301 I got a better idea. This planet has to be united. 318 00:20:43,469 --> 00:20:45,593 Now, you know that, Bela knows that. 319 00:20:45,764 --> 00:20:49,548 Let's sit down. You, me, Bela. 320 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:53,012 Discuss this whole matter, contact the other bosses, 321 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:56,189 and talk about it like reasonable men. 322 00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,604 You watch it, Kirk. 323 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,897 The Book tells us how to handle things. 324 00:21:05,326 --> 00:21:07,403 You make hits. 325 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:10,450 Somebody argues, you lean on him. You think we're stupid or something? 326 00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:12,866 No, no, no, I don't think you're stupid, Mr. Krako, 327 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:15,036 I just think your behaviour is arrested. 328 00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:16,920 I've never been arrested in my whole life! 329 00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:19,960 Now, listen, pally, I know how to get what I want. 330 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:21,842 You wanna live, don't you, Kirk? 331 00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,882 You bet you do, but after I get through with you, 332 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:28,556 you're liable to be sorry unless you come across. 333 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,430 Hold him here. 334 00:21:30,604 --> 00:21:33,558 Tell Cirl the Knife to sharpen up his blade. 335 00:21:33,732 --> 00:21:36,188 I just might have a job for him. 336 00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:41,364 Unless you come across with the heaters. 337 00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:46,907 I'm sorry, Krako. No deal. 338 00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,365 That's too bad. 339 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,035 Put him on ice. 340 00:22:50,315 --> 00:22:54,229 - Well? - Futile, doctor. No specifics. 341 00:22:54,403 --> 00:22:58,401 There is no record of such a culture based on a moral inversion. 342 00:22:58,574 --> 00:23:01,243 - You mean you're giving up? - No, doctor. 343 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:06,452 I'm merely saying the computers can offer us no logical, rational, factual way 344 00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:09,709 - out of our current dilemma. - Mr. Spock. 345 00:23:09,878 --> 00:23:12,665 Mr. Oxmyx is making contact from the surface. 346 00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:16,123 On audio, lieutenant. 347 00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:20,881 Mr. Oxmyx, this is Mr. Spock. 348 00:23:21,056 --> 00:23:22,681 Hey, how'd you get back up there? 349 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,551 - Irrelevant, since we are here. - Oh, yeah. 350 00:23:26,729 --> 00:23:28,389 I tell you, you better come on back down. 351 00:23:28,564 --> 00:23:30,890 Krako's put the bag on your captain. 352 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:34,317 Why would he put a bag on our captain? 353 00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:36,361 Kidnapped him, you dope. 354 00:23:36,531 --> 00:23:39,402 - He'll scrag him too. - If I understand you correctly, 355 00:23:39,576 --> 00:23:41,201 that would seem to be a problem. 356 00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:43,991 Look, you guys got something I want. 357 00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:46,204 I can help you get your captain back. 358 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:47,870 Then we can talk about the deal I want. 359 00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:52,172 I'm afraid I find it difficult to trust you, Mr. Oxmyx. 360 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:55,092 What's to trust? Business is business. 361 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:58,047 We'll call a truce. You come on down. 362 00:23:58,221 --> 00:24:01,591 My boys will spring Kirk, and then we'll talk about giving me a hand. 363 00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:04,341 You will show no further hostility? 364 00:24:05,104 --> 00:24:08,603 I'm a businessman, pally. What do you say? 365 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:12,935 Since we must have our captain back, I accept. 366 00:24:13,404 --> 00:24:15,978 We shall arrive in your office within ten minutes. 367 00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:17,901 Spock out. 368 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:20,991 You mean you're gonna trust him? 369 00:24:21,622 --> 00:24:25,536 If we are to save the captain without blatant, forceful interference 370 00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,085 on this planet, doctor, 371 00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:30,254 we must have the assistance of someone indigenous. 372 00:24:30,423 --> 00:24:34,966 We are therefore forced to trust Mr. Oxmyx. 373 00:24:57,661 --> 00:25:01,244 Help me! Help! Help me! 374 00:25:01,415 --> 00:25:03,289 Help! 375 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,225 Mr. Scott, though we hope to avoid interference, 376 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:28,230 I suggest you set one of our phaser banks on a strong stun position. 377 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,896 Aye, sir. 378 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,862 Now you're beginning to make sense. 379 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:36,693 I trust we shall not have to use them, but it is best to be prepared. 380 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,447 Energize. 381 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,035 - You know what to do. - Don't worry, boss. 382 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,535 They can't do nothing till they're through sparkling. 383 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:49,164 Just the same, you be careful. They'll have heaters on them. 384 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,418 Now, you watch this. 385 00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:14,150 Ship's log, Mr. Spock reporting. 386 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:16,197 Incredible as it seems, 387 00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:20,451 Dr. McCoy and I are once again prisoners of the chief criminal boss 388 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:24,160 of a society patterned after old Earth gangsters. 389 00:26:24,338 --> 00:26:26,911 Pick up many more of these, I won't need your cooperation. 390 00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:31,171 Mr. Oxmyx, I understood we had an arrangement, a truce. 391 00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:33,219 I was hoping you'd think that, dummy. 392 00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:36,097 We're trying to help you, Oxmyx. 393 00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:38,390 Nobody helps nobody but himself. 394 00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:42,562 Sir, you are employing a double negative. 395 00:26:44,109 --> 00:26:46,351 I fail to see why you do not understand us. 396 00:26:46,528 --> 00:26:50,063 You yourself have stated the need for unity of authority on this planet. 397 00:26:50,491 --> 00:26:53,575 - We agree. - Yeah, but I gotta be the unity. 398 00:26:53,744 --> 00:26:56,235 Cooperation, sir, would inevitably result... 399 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:59,166 The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. 400 00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:02,251 And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you're gonna be cooperating. 401 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:05,412 Drop the guns. Drop them. 402 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,801 Move down there. 403 00:27:13,682 --> 00:27:17,134 Hey, captain, you got away from Krako. You know, that ain't easy. 404 00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:19,138 You were supposed to report to the ship. 405 00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,805 We did, captain. The situation required our return. 406 00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:23,098 It may be just as well. 407 00:27:23,568 --> 00:27:25,976 - Find out anything from the computer? - Nothing useful. 408 00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:29,570 Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here. 409 00:27:29,908 --> 00:27:31,153 You admit that? 410 00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:33,485 To deny the facts would be illogical, doctor. 411 00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:35,739 Then you don't mind if I play a hunch? 412 00:27:36,874 --> 00:27:38,582 I'm not sanguine about hunches, captain, 413 00:27:38,751 --> 00:27:40,625 but I have no practical alternative. 414 00:27:40,795 --> 00:27:42,337 What are we gonna do now, Jim? 415 00:27:42,505 --> 00:27:47,333 Well, now that we have Bela, I'm gonna put the bag on Krako. 416 00:27:48,136 --> 00:27:50,046 Now, listen, you... 417 00:27:50,597 --> 00:27:51,795 Say, that's nice material. 418 00:27:52,182 --> 00:27:54,720 - It ought to be. It cost a bundle. - Get out of them. 419 00:27:54,894 --> 00:27:55,973 - Hey! - I said... 420 00:27:56,145 --> 00:27:58,185 - Just a minute. - You too! 421 00:27:58,356 --> 00:28:00,348 Get out of the clothes. 422 00:28:00,525 --> 00:28:04,143 Nobody's gonna put the bag on me anymore. 423 00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:30,419 Wheels, Mr. Spock. 424 00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:32,556 A fliver, captain. 425 00:28:32,726 --> 00:28:36,558 Key in the ignition, turn the ignition on... 426 00:28:36,897 --> 00:28:39,934 And nothing happens. Where's the starter? 427 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:43,146 There's the starter. Yeah. 428 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:46,232 Interesting. 429 00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:49,440 - Gears. - Yes, gears. 430 00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:53,664 Oh, I believe they had a device known as a... 431 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,659 A clutch. A clutch, captain. 432 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,836 Perhaps one of those pedals on the floor. 433 00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:05,546 I kind of like this. I may get one myself. 434 00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:45,470 Captain, you are an excellent starship commander, 435 00:29:45,638 --> 00:29:49,506 but as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired. 436 00:29:49,684 --> 00:29:51,642 It was that bad? 437 00:29:59,486 --> 00:30:02,488 Now, that could be a bit of a problem. 438 00:30:02,657 --> 00:30:04,780 If they were inside where they wouldn't be seen, 439 00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:07,240 we could stun them with our phasers, but not out here. 440 00:30:07,412 --> 00:30:08,989 If we can get close enough to them, 441 00:30:09,164 --> 00:30:12,663 we should be able to render them harmless with a reasonable rapidity. 442 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:19,798 They don't look like the trusting type. 443 00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,674 - It's a hit, ain't it? - I beg your pardon. 444 00:30:23,846 --> 00:30:26,172 You're gonna hit somebody. Can I watch? 445 00:30:26,349 --> 00:30:29,516 - Young man, run along and play. - Where'd you get them ears? 446 00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:33,845 - Young man... - You gonna hit Krako? Out here? 447 00:30:34,024 --> 00:30:37,144 You open up and you'll be scragged from every window on the street. 448 00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:41,444 I can fix it for you. 449 00:30:41,615 --> 00:30:43,691 Young man, this is likely to be quite hazardous. 450 00:30:43,868 --> 00:30:45,410 - If I were you... - Hold on, Spock. 451 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:48,034 - Out of the mouths of babes... - Who are you calling a babe? 452 00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:49,997 - I'm calling you a babe. - Calling me a babe? 453 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,874 Yeah, I'm calling... I'm calling you a babe, 454 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:54,451 but there's nothing personal. Sit down. 455 00:30:54,629 --> 00:30:56,421 You know a way we could get close to them? 456 00:30:56,590 --> 00:30:58,214 - Sure. - How? 457 00:30:58,383 --> 00:31:00,839 - What's in it for me? - What do you want? 458 00:31:01,178 --> 00:31:02,459 A piece of the action. 459 00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:05,888 You do not even know what the action is going to be. 460 00:31:07,226 --> 00:31:09,515 I figure it's gotta be a thick percentage, 461 00:31:09,687 --> 00:31:12,724 - or you wouldn't be trying to hit Krako. - Logical. 462 00:31:12,899 --> 00:31:15,437 All right, young man, we'll guarantee you 463 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:19,276 a piece of the action if we can pull this thing off. 464 00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:22,698 - Is that a contract? - Done. 465 00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:28,788 - What do we do? - You'll know what to do. 466 00:31:33,922 --> 00:31:34,953 And that! 467 00:31:35,131 --> 00:31:37,587 And how do you like that? And that! 468 00:31:38,468 --> 00:31:40,757 Think you can gang up on me, huh? What are you, chicken? 469 00:31:42,097 --> 00:31:43,757 Come on, why don't you gang up on me? 470 00:31:43,933 --> 00:31:46,221 I'll cut off your head and throw it in your face! 471 00:31:46,394 --> 00:31:48,102 Now, take that and that! 472 00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:50,429 And that! And how do you like that and..? 473 00:31:50,606 --> 00:31:52,765 Daddy, Daddy, I hurt myself. 474 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:55,730 - Daddy, Daddy, I hurt myself. - That's it. Let's go. 475 00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:58,948 What's the matter? Hurt yourself? 476 00:31:59,116 --> 00:32:01,155 - I want my daddy. - Cute kid, ain't he? 477 00:32:01,326 --> 00:32:02,821 - Sure is. - Daddy! 478 00:32:03,412 --> 00:32:05,737 - I want my Daddy! - Sonny! 479 00:32:06,582 --> 00:32:08,041 - I want my dad. - Sonny. 480 00:32:08,209 --> 00:32:10,534 - What's the matter? - Wait. What have they done? 481 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,788 What have they done to you? What have you done? 482 00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:24,975 A piece of the action. 483 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,358 No one can see. 484 00:32:31,526 --> 00:32:33,649 Put your phaser on stun. 485 00:32:43,747 --> 00:32:47,081 Well, ain't this nice? 486 00:32:47,251 --> 00:32:48,994 I was wondering how I was gonna get you back, 487 00:32:49,170 --> 00:32:51,079 and here you deliver yourself. 488 00:32:53,091 --> 00:32:56,542 Who's your friend with the ears, Kirk? 489 00:32:56,719 --> 00:32:58,759 I think you've got it reversed, Mr. Krako. 490 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:02,181 I ain't, pally. Put down your heaters. 491 00:33:03,352 --> 00:33:05,060 Captain, 492 00:33:05,229 --> 00:33:10,472 I believe that perhaps it would be wise to do as he says. 493 00:33:10,651 --> 00:33:12,774 I just heard the sound of... 494 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:18,367 The sound of a machine-gun bolt being pulled back. 495 00:33:40,183 --> 00:33:43,802 Mr. Krako, I don't... 496 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,138 So this is the fancy heater, huh? 497 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,815 - How does it work? - I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krako, 498 00:33:50,986 --> 00:33:54,819 that this is bigger than you, Oxmyx or anyone. 499 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,067 The only thing I want you to tell me is how it works. 500 00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:59,651 Well, can you trust all your men? 501 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,445 Of course I can. 502 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:05,039 Well, one of these could make a man a pretty big boss, you know. 503 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,460 I either trust them or they're dead. 504 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:16,501 Let's go in here and talk about it. 505 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:24,103 Now we got no busy little eyes to worry about. How does this work? 506 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:25,435 All right, Krako, 507 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:27,766 we don't have time to show you how to play with toys. 508 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:29,058 Toys? 509 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:33,649 What do you think we're here for, to get a cut of your deal? 510 00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:37,573 Forget it. That's... peanuts 511 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:40,949 to an outfit like the Federation, right? 512 00:34:41,124 --> 00:34:42,666 Unquestionably. 513 00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:45,752 - Right? - Right. 514 00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:50,464 Now, look, Krako, we're taking over the whole ball of wax. 515 00:34:50,634 --> 00:34:53,042 And you cooperate with us, and maybe we'll cut you in 516 00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,462 for a piece of the action. 517 00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:01,394 A minuscule... A very small piece. 518 00:35:01,646 --> 00:35:04,184 - How much is that? - That's... 519 00:35:04,357 --> 00:35:05,935 We'll figure it out later. 520 00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:08,351 I thought you guys had laws. No interference. 521 00:35:08,528 --> 00:35:13,072 Who's interfering? We're taking over. 522 00:35:13,576 --> 00:35:16,826 - Check? - Right. 523 00:35:16,996 --> 00:35:19,783 The planet 524 00:35:19,957 --> 00:35:21,784 is being taken over by the Federation, 525 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,210 but we don't wanna come in here and use our muscle. 526 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:28,167 You know what I mean? That ain't subtle. 527 00:35:28,341 --> 00:35:29,717 So, what we do is we... 528 00:35:29,885 --> 00:35:31,842 We help one guy take over the planet. 529 00:35:32,012 --> 00:35:34,930 He pulls the strings, and then we pull his. 530 00:35:38,019 --> 00:35:41,304 Hey, you, sit down. 531 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,498 - What's your cut? - What do you care, 532 00:36:01,669 --> 00:36:04,339 as long as you're being cut in? 533 00:36:05,590 --> 00:36:08,212 Of course, there's always Bela Oxmyx. 534 00:36:08,385 --> 00:36:10,045 All right, it's a deal. 535 00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:13,466 Call your ship, bring down your boys 536 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,882 and whatever else you need. 537 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:23,774 - Kirk to Enterprise. - Enterprise. Scott here. 538 00:36:23,943 --> 00:36:27,562 All right, Scotty, we made a deal with Krako. 539 00:36:29,658 --> 00:36:32,113 - We did, sir? - Yeah, we're ready to make the hit. 540 00:36:32,286 --> 00:36:34,658 We're taking over the whole planet as soon as you get ready. 541 00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:37,739 Do you think that's wise, sir? 542 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:41,368 Sure, we can trust Krako, but we don't have any choice. 543 00:36:41,546 --> 00:36:44,749 You know what I mean? He's standing about 12 feet 544 00:36:44,924 --> 00:36:47,594 in front of me, all ready to be our pal. 545 00:36:47,761 --> 00:36:51,545 Of course, Scotty, I'd like to show him the ship, 546 00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:55,935 just to show him that we're... We're on the level, 547 00:36:56,103 --> 00:36:57,562 but you know how it is. 548 00:36:57,730 --> 00:37:01,941 Aye. I know, indeed. 549 00:37:02,109 --> 00:37:04,945 Scotty, we'll need phasers 550 00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:07,152 to equip every one of Krako's men. 551 00:37:07,323 --> 00:37:11,452 We'll need advisors and troops to back him up on the hit. 552 00:37:11,828 --> 00:37:14,948 - You got all that, Scotty? - Aye, captain. 553 00:37:19,086 --> 00:37:21,708 Captain, we're preparing everything. 554 00:37:21,881 --> 00:37:23,624 It'll be ready when you give the word. 555 00:37:23,799 --> 00:37:26,255 You may begin, Mr. Scott. 556 00:37:26,427 --> 00:37:28,716 Acknowledged, captain. 557 00:37:28,888 --> 00:37:31,095 You mean you're gonna start sending down your boys now? 558 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,264 Not exactly. 559 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:57,790 - Right? - Check. 560 00:38:06,804 --> 00:38:09,675 How..? How'd I get here? 561 00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:11,807 What..? What happened? 562 00:38:13,854 --> 00:38:17,139 You, you must be that Scott fellow that Kirk was talking to. 563 00:38:17,316 --> 00:38:18,596 I wanna know what happened! 564 00:38:18,775 --> 00:38:21,646 It looks like we put the bag on you, doesn't it? 565 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:24,394 - I got rights! - You got nothing. 566 00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:27,528 You mind your place, mister, or you'll... 567 00:38:27,702 --> 00:38:31,237 You'll be wearing concrete galoshes. 568 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,995 You mean cement overshoes? 569 00:38:36,878 --> 00:38:38,456 Aye. 570 00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:51,224 - Must we? - It's faster than walking. 571 00:38:51,394 --> 00:38:53,102 - But not as safe. - Are you afraid of cars? 572 00:38:53,271 --> 00:38:55,596 Not at all, captain. It's your driving that alarms me. 573 00:38:55,774 --> 00:38:58,395 Spock, I've got the hang of it by now. Go on. 574 00:39:19,007 --> 00:39:21,498 Oh, not again. 575 00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:27,595 Hey, wake up. You all right? 576 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:33,929 Hey, you guys, come in here! 577 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,688 The Feds snatched Krako. 578 00:39:40,864 --> 00:39:43,106 I never seen anything like it. 579 00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:45,739 They're gonna move in unless we stop them now. 580 00:39:45,911 --> 00:39:47,904 Yeah? How? 581 00:39:48,456 --> 00:39:51,457 Bela's mixed up in this somehow. 582 00:39:52,377 --> 00:39:58,795 I got a sneaking hunch they're gonna hightail it back to his territory. 583 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:02,961 And you know what we're gonna do? 584 00:40:03,138 --> 00:40:04,965 We're gonna hit his place. 585 00:40:06,725 --> 00:40:08,469 Where are they? 586 00:40:12,565 --> 00:40:15,139 Knowing Krako, he'll probably send them back on a blotter. 587 00:40:15,318 --> 00:40:17,643 Wrong again, Oxmyx. 588 00:40:18,488 --> 00:40:21,525 - Jim. - Knock it off, Sawbones. 589 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:24,156 I wanna talk to this creep. 590 00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:25,823 Now, listen, I'm getting tired 591 00:40:25,996 --> 00:40:27,989 of playing patty cake with you penny-ante operators. 592 00:40:28,165 --> 00:40:29,707 What do you mean, a penny-ante operator? 593 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:31,952 You're a penny-ante operator. Sit down. 594 00:40:33,171 --> 00:40:35,496 All right, Spocko, cover him. 595 00:40:36,841 --> 00:40:39,379 Listen, sweetheart, the Federation's moving in. We're taking over. 596 00:40:39,552 --> 00:40:41,296 You play ball, we'll cut you in for a piece. 597 00:40:42,097 --> 00:40:45,347 If you don't, you're out. All the way out. Do you know what I mean? 598 00:40:46,018 --> 00:40:47,845 Yeah. Sure. 599 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,728 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 600 00:40:49,897 --> 00:40:51,854 All you had to do was explain it to me. 601 00:40:53,442 --> 00:40:54,522 Kirk to Enterprise. 602 00:40:54,694 --> 00:40:56,437 Enterprise. Scott here, sir. 603 00:40:56,613 --> 00:40:59,614 - You got Krako on ice? - Aye, he's here. 604 00:40:59,783 --> 00:41:03,152 Mad enough to chew neutronium, but behaving himself. 605 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:06,329 Okay, baby, cool him until I flag you. 606 00:41:06,874 --> 00:41:08,451 Flag me? 607 00:41:08,626 --> 00:41:10,618 Keep him there until I send for him. 608 00:41:10,795 --> 00:41:14,923 We're gonna make some old-style phone calls from this locale, 609 00:41:15,091 --> 00:41:17,796 so you locate the man on the other end of the blower 610 00:41:17,969 --> 00:41:21,587 - and give him a ride to his flop. - What? 611 00:41:23,475 --> 00:41:25,302 Find the man at the other end of the phone, 612 00:41:25,477 --> 00:41:27,802 and transport him to these coordinates. 613 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:29,355 Can do, sweetheart? 614 00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:32,857 Can do, captain. 615 00:41:33,027 --> 00:41:35,435 - Standing by. - Now, you. 616 00:41:35,613 --> 00:41:38,863 Get on the blower and call the other bosses. 617 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:41,110 I sure don't know what you think you're talking about. 618 00:41:41,286 --> 00:41:43,195 Get with it. I'm giving the orders here. 619 00:41:49,670 --> 00:41:51,579 Hello. Hello? 620 00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:53,250 - Scotty. - Scott here. 621 00:41:53,424 --> 00:41:56,378 - Guess who. - Lock in and energize. 622 00:41:56,552 --> 00:41:58,510 Yeah, you bet your life I've got a lot of nerve. 623 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,471 What are you gonna do about it? 624 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,974 I'm coming over there with a couple of my boys and we... 625 00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:13,609 Mother... 626 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:24,121 - Hey, captain, that ain't bad. - Yeah. 627 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:28,742 I would advise youse to keep dialling, Oxmyx. 628 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,628 All right, you know what to do. 629 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:41,098 We hit Bela's place and nobody comes out alive. 630 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:43,557 All right, let's go! 631 00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:59,150 All right. All right. All right! All right! 632 00:42:59,328 --> 00:43:02,911 Now, the Federation's taking over whether you like it or not. 633 00:43:03,082 --> 00:43:08,587 You people, you've been running this planet like a piecework factory. 634 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:11,792 From now on, it's gonna be under one roof. 635 00:43:11,967 --> 00:43:15,004 You're gonna run it like a... Like a business. 636 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,385 And that means, you're gonna make a profit. 637 00:43:17,556 --> 00:43:20,012 Yeah. And what's your percentage? 638 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,974 I'm cutting the Federation in for 40 percent. 639 00:43:24,606 --> 00:43:26,812 - You got any objections? - Yeah. 640 00:43:28,235 --> 00:43:29,397 I hear a lot of talk, 641 00:43:29,569 --> 00:43:32,108 but all I see here is you and a couple of your boys. 642 00:43:32,281 --> 00:43:34,653 I don't see no Federation. 643 00:43:34,825 --> 00:43:37,197 Listen, they got a ship. 644 00:43:37,369 --> 00:43:39,943 I know, I was there. 645 00:43:40,122 --> 00:43:42,199 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 646 00:43:43,334 --> 00:43:46,538 - Tepo's got a point. All we see is them. - Right. 647 00:43:46,713 --> 00:43:50,877 What? Couple of your boys? I'm not gonna believe my eyes... 648 00:43:57,433 --> 00:44:00,220 Hang on a minute, hang on a minute. 649 00:44:00,394 --> 00:44:03,728 Quiet! Just a moment. 650 00:44:03,898 --> 00:44:06,187 Let me say something. 651 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,816 I only saw three guys on that ship. 652 00:44:11,656 --> 00:44:13,317 Maybe there ain't no more. 653 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,908 There are over 400 guys there. 654 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,501 That's your story, buster. 655 00:44:33,889 --> 00:44:37,056 Hey, that's my boys, they're making a hit on this place. 656 00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:40,512 - My boys will put you down. - Wanna bet? 657 00:44:41,147 --> 00:44:42,427 Keep moving. 658 00:44:42,607 --> 00:44:44,979 One move out of you two guys and I'll drill him. 659 00:44:45,151 --> 00:44:46,610 Give me the hardware. 660 00:44:46,778 --> 00:44:50,396 Hey, that's great, Krako. Now we got hostages again. 661 00:44:50,573 --> 00:44:51,949 We can make a deal with the Feds. 662 00:44:52,117 --> 00:44:54,442 Are you kidding? This one's all mine. 663 00:44:55,037 --> 00:44:57,789 From now on, nobody's going no place. 664 00:44:57,956 --> 00:45:01,789 I'm gonna be the big boss in this here territory. 665 00:45:01,961 --> 00:45:04,417 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. 666 00:45:04,589 --> 00:45:06,297 Get that heater down. 667 00:45:06,466 --> 00:45:08,708 Don't you wanna take a look at what you're gonna fight? 668 00:45:08,885 --> 00:45:11,376 I already seen it. You're nothing, Fed. 669 00:45:11,554 --> 00:45:14,176 All right, but at least let me call my ship one last time 670 00:45:14,349 --> 00:45:18,679 - and say goodbye. - Well, all right. Go ahead. 671 00:45:18,854 --> 00:45:20,562 Don't get smart. 672 00:45:20,731 --> 00:45:22,771 Hello, Scotty, this is Kirk. 673 00:45:23,401 --> 00:45:24,943 Enterprise. Scott here, sir. 674 00:45:25,111 --> 00:45:28,147 Scotty, put the ship's phasers on stun. 675 00:45:28,323 --> 00:45:31,490 Fire out bursts in a one-block radius around these coordinates. 676 00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:33,403 Right away, sir. Scott out. 677 00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:56,887 Gee, that's some trick. 678 00:45:57,062 --> 00:45:58,853 - Hey, did you see that? - They're not dead, 679 00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:00,849 just knocked out for a while. 680 00:46:01,025 --> 00:46:05,188 But they might just as well have been that way if we wanted them to. 681 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:08,530 Okay, okay, Kirk. So we get the message. 682 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:11,903 Now, what was this syndicate deal you were talking about? 683 00:46:12,078 --> 00:46:14,201 He... He was talking about a percentage. 684 00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:17,124 - I was talking about both. - Okay. 685 00:46:17,584 --> 00:46:19,624 A syndicate makes sense to me. 686 00:46:19,795 --> 00:46:24,208 I'm a peaceful man at heart, but I'm sick and tired of all these hits. 687 00:46:24,383 --> 00:46:26,874 I hit Krako. Krako hits Tepo. 688 00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:28,630 Tepo hits me. 689 00:46:28,805 --> 00:46:31,889 There's too many bosses. We can't get anything done. 690 00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:34,514 I was thinking, if there was just one, 691 00:46:34,686 --> 00:46:36,892 maybe somebody like you as the top boss, 692 00:46:37,063 --> 00:46:38,890 then we can get things done. 693 00:46:39,066 --> 00:46:42,649 Hey, Bela. No, no, no. 694 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:45,904 The Federation can't get connected with a small-time operation like this. 695 00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:51,151 No, I was thinking, Bela, you would be the top boss. 696 00:46:51,329 --> 00:46:52,574 Krako, you'd be his lieutenant. 697 00:46:54,165 --> 00:46:56,241 I don't want any trouble from the rest of you, 698 00:46:56,418 --> 00:46:58,909 because you'll have to answer to the Federation. 699 00:46:59,087 --> 00:47:01,045 We'll be back every year to collect our cut. 700 00:47:01,215 --> 00:47:04,915 Hey, look, you figure maybe 40 percent's enough? 701 00:47:05,094 --> 00:47:08,926 Yeah, I think 40 percent's sufficient. 702 00:47:09,098 --> 00:47:13,392 It's reasonable. It sounds reasonable. That sound reasonable to you? 703 00:47:13,561 --> 00:47:14,676 It's reasonable, Mr. Oxmyx. 704 00:47:14,854 --> 00:47:18,983 Let's break out some of your drinking stuff 705 00:47:19,151 --> 00:47:21,820 and celebrate the syndicate. 706 00:47:32,206 --> 00:47:33,617 Gentlemen, you two have been brooding 707 00:47:33,791 --> 00:47:36,876 - ever since we returned to the ship. - Brooding, captain? 708 00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:39,621 Brooding, Mr. Spock. A sombre emotional state. 709 00:47:39,798 --> 00:47:43,297 Now, do you wish to continue it or are you going to discuss it? 710 00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:46,042 Captain, I am neither brooding nor sombre. 711 00:47:46,221 --> 00:47:48,547 But I do have reservations about your solution 712 00:47:48,724 --> 00:47:50,847 to the problem of the lotians. 713 00:47:51,018 --> 00:47:53,474 Yes. I understand that. You don't think it's logical 714 00:47:53,646 --> 00:47:56,980 to leave a criminal organisation in charge. 715 00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:59,688 Highly irregular, to say the least, captain. 716 00:47:59,861 --> 00:48:02,732 I'm also curious as to how you propose to 717 00:48:02,906 --> 00:48:04,815 explain to Starfleet Command 718 00:48:04,992 --> 00:48:09,571 that a starship will be sent each year to collect our cut. 719 00:48:11,374 --> 00:48:13,248 Yes, that's a very good question, Mr. Spock. 720 00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:16,917 I propose that our cut be put into the planetary treasury 721 00:48:17,088 --> 00:48:20,089 and used to guide the lotians into a more ethical system. 722 00:48:20,258 --> 00:48:23,010 Despite themselves, they'll be forced to accept 723 00:48:23,178 --> 00:48:26,512 conventional responsibilities. Isn't that logical? 724 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,722 All right, Bones, in the language of the planet, 725 00:48:34,899 --> 00:48:36,892 what's your beef? 726 00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:40,603 Well, I don't know how serious this is, Jim, 727 00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:43,402 and I don't quite know how to tell you. 728 00:48:43,575 --> 00:48:44,773 Well, go ahead. 729 00:48:44,952 --> 00:48:48,202 - But in all the confusion, l... - Go ahead, tell me. 730 00:48:48,372 --> 00:48:52,037 - I think I left it in Bela's office. - You left it? 731 00:48:52,209 --> 00:48:54,286 Somewhere. I'm not certain. 732 00:48:54,462 --> 00:48:56,170 You're not certain of what? 733 00:48:56,339 --> 00:49:00,004 - I left my communicator. - In Bela's office? 734 00:49:00,176 --> 00:49:02,216 Captain, if the lotians, 735 00:49:02,387 --> 00:49:04,380 who are very bright and imitative people, 736 00:49:04,556 --> 00:49:06,549 - should take the communicator apart... - They will. 737 00:49:06,725 --> 00:49:08,350 They'll find out how the transtator works. 738 00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:11,224 The transtator is the basis for every important piece of equipment 739 00:49:11,397 --> 00:49:13,436 - that we have. - Do you think it's that serious? 740 00:49:13,607 --> 00:49:17,273 Serious? Serious, Bones? It upsets the whole percentage. 741 00:49:17,445 --> 00:49:18,476 How do you mean? 742 00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:24,575 Well, in a few years, the lotians may demand a piece of our action.